Processing time
Estimated processing time is 1-3 business days before shipment. During launches, holidays, or high-volume gift seasons, processing may take a little longer.
Shipping & returns
The practical details.
Estimated shipping and return details are shown below. Exact delivery options and rates are confirmed at checkout before payment.
Shipping timeline
Standard U.S. shipping is estimated at 3-7 business days after processing. Delivery timing depends on carrier service, destination, and seasonal volume.
Shipping cost
Standard U.S. shipping is estimated at $5.95-$8.95. Exact shipping rates are calculated and shown at checkout before payment.
Free shipping
Free-shipping offers may be available during promotions. If a free-shipping threshold is active, it will be shown in the cart or at checkout.
Returns
Returns are planned within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unused aprons in original condition. Because this is an adult gag gift, used or visibly worn items cannot be returned.
Damaged or incorrect item
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact orders@grandmassecretaprons.com within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos so we can help with a replacement or resolution.