Questions before Grandma's big reveal.

Yes. It is designed to be a wearable kitchen apron with a hidden adult gag.

It has a hidden adult joke under the front towel portion. The sales page should show enough for adults to understand what they are buying.

No. This is an adult gag gift.

Approx. 32 in. long by 27 in. wide, with an adjustable neck strap and long waist ties for flexible adult sizing. Final production measurements may vary slightly.

The adjustable neck strap and long waist ties are designed to fit a broad range of body sizes comfortably.

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach.

Estimated processing is 1-3 business days. Standard U.S. shipping typically takes another 3-7 business days after the order leaves the studio or fulfillment location.

Shipping is estimated at $5.95-$8.95 for standard U.S. delivery. Exact rates are shown at checkout.

We plan to accept returns within 30 days on unworn, unused aprons in original condition. Damaged or incorrect items should be reported within 7 days of delivery so we can make it right.

It is planned to ship neatly folded and ready to wrap. Final gift packaging details may be adjusted before launch.

Yes. The modern version is inspired by the founder's real great-grandmother, who handmade prank aprons from scrap cloth, thrifted towels, old clothes and odd fabric prints for family and close friends.